Okay, it’s like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And The Smiths are playing “There’s A Light That Never Goes Out”. Oh, and there’s a warm lighting all over, and there are like five dudes massaging you!

"I care about Red too."

"But she’s not your Mom. It’s different when you’re family."


pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

Seriously? You’re going to pretend everyone doesn’t see the yearning looks and doey eyes? I don’t yearn.